today's news (...i need to stop waking up at 3 in the afternoon)

I was having a discussion about this last night actually... I swear if it turns out that this dude just went AWOL and his kidnapping was staged I am going to Lebanon myself to kick his lily ass... From the Washington Post: Missing Marine Reported Safe at U.S. Embassy in Beirut.

In other news:
Pentagon Sets Hearings for 595 Detainees
Former Chairman Of Enron Charged

I am still working on that other announcement... I will get it up as soon as it's together.