1984 (Orwell would be proud...)

Big Brother Retires To Florida Town

Recommended Reading: The Wave; 1984; Metropolis; The Lathe Of Heaven

Now, onto better and brighter things...

The Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors get informed, really... I mean it.

And in more news: John Ashcroft, the Head of THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, is under investigation by THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.
(Buried on Page A19 of The Washington Post)

Oh, and finally, a Happy Birthday to Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth) & Saddam Hussein (I hope they bring him a cake in prison... Happy 63rd!)